1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:02,834 previously on popular... 2 00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:05,237 I've been a little stressed Lately. I'll admit that. 3 00:00:05,306 --> 00:00:06,438 The problem is... 4 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,207 Her. Her. 5 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:10,109 She's a liar. 6 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:12,211 She's the liar, Turning me into somebody 7 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:13,745 I don't want to be. 8 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:17,049 [mike] If you two can get Past this pettiness, 9 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,149 You could be friends. 10 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:20,385 That is never Going to happen. 11 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,087 We've told you the truth, 12 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:24,790 So now we're going To tell you the consequence. 13 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,126 We're moving in together. [mike] All of us. 14 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:35,400 Hey, what are you doing? Uh-uh. That lamp is butt-ugly. 15 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,802 This lamp Is a part of my history. 16 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,905 I boycotted home economics In seventh grade for being Gender exclusionary 17 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,574 And wired it in shop class. 18 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:45,244 Let me make it Simple for you, roomie. 19 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:48,480 This lamp is going in Over my dead body. Okay? 20 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,082 Well, fine. Glad to help you out. 21 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:53,719 Hey, boys, back it up Nice and slow. 22 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,522 Brooke there's gonna Lay under the back tires. 23 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,723 Don't you think you should Reconsider the placement? 24 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,659 Shouldn't the mugs Go where they were? 25 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:04,963 No. I think the mugs should Go above the coffeepot. 26 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,833 How about... 27 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,336 We resolve this dilemma, 28 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:15,441 On our first day of living Together in domestic bliss, 29 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:18,610 With a hot game Of nude leg wrestling? 30 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:19,778 Pretty good? 31 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,780 Yes. No! 32 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,315 Get a room, mom. 33 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:25,551 Hey, sammie. 34 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:27,152 Cool lamp. 35 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:31,623 [mike] Brooke, honey. 36 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:36,228 Let's make sam feel welcome. Why don't you help her unpack? 37 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,530 Let's make this a smooth Homecoming for her, okay? 38 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,232 I'm on it, daddy. 39 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:49,708 Okay, whatever. Why are you moving my stuff? 40 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,677 Excuse me. The right sink is my sink. 41 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,579 It has always been my sink. 42 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,115 God, you are so rude. 43 00:01:56,183 --> 00:01:57,982 It's called boundaries. Look into it. 44 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:00,585 The right sink is my sink, Princess powder puff. 45 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,020 It was at my house. 46 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:03,888 We're not At your house anymore. 47 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,825 And that is my stress Relief, sticky fingers. 48 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:10,329 Oh, good god, woman. Why do you Need so many products? 49 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:13,665 With all the lotions and potions You use, it's a wonder your face 50 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,700 Doesn't just slide off Down the drain. 51 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,839 Okay. Excuse me. 52 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,607 Okay. 53 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,147 Ahh. 54 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:30,249 Okay. 55 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,483 Here are the rules. 56 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:34,018 You may invade my space And destroy my family 57 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:37,689 And have my father fooled with Your big, brown bambi eyes 58 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,524 That you bat around Like a stripper, 59 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:42,761 But this is one battle You're losing. 60 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:46,030 This is the line of death. Cross it and die. 61 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:49,401 You know, saddam, I really feel No need to cross the line here. 62 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,570 Really? And why is that? 63 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:53,905 'cause I'm getting The right sink. 64 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,349 ♪ think it over once or twice ♪ 65 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:06,652 ♪ what lasts the longest in this life ♪ 66 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:11,289 ♪ character or rock-hard thighs ♪ 67 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,392 ♪ in the end do you believe ♪ 68 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,894 ♪ that beauty lies in what you see ♪ 69 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:18,329 ♪ 'cause if you do, then, baby ♪ 70 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,998 ♪ you've been deceived ♪ 71 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:22,834 ♪ well, me and b ♪ 72 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:26,672 ♪ we hate supermodels ♪ 73 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:36,348 ♪ it's just that I'm tired of being compared ♪ 74 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:47,326 Miss julian, I must admit, I am surprised. 75 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,829 Volunteering to chair The homecoming queen committee 76 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:54,733 When you yourself have been Banned from being a nominee. 77 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:57,669 Let it suffice to say that... 78 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,439 Your stern punishment helped me Reevaluate my character, 79 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:02,306 Made me realize I'd rather be 80 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:05,143 A generous, civic-minded person 81 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:06,911 Than a dishonest opportunist. 82 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:10,081 I am very proud of you, Miss julian. 83 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:14,319 Let's begin counting this year's Queen ballots, shall we? 84 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:16,120 With pleasure. 85 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,323 The kennedy high Student body has spoken. 86 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:19,458 [clang] 87 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:20,959 Oops. 88 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,060 And... 89 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:25,697 Their first vote For queen goes to... 90 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:29,834 Brooke mcqueen. 91 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,202 [chuckles] 92 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,072 And... Let's see. 93 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,140 Another one. 94 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,109 Miss mcqueen. 95 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,143 Hmm. 96 00:04:40,346 --> 00:04:41,380 And... 97 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:47,452 Oh, wow. How great. 98 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:48,853 One for carmen ferrara. 99 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,856 How nice. 100 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,724 Mm-hmm. 101 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,292 [brooke] It's ridiculous. 102 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,396 It's my own house and I'm Completely invisible there now. 103 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:01,566 Sam mcpherson is taking Over my life. Great. 104 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:05,036 Honey, just sit tight. 105 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,406 After morning announcements, This queen without a castle 106 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:10,675 Is gonna be illuminated in A spotlight of attention She deserves. 107 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:13,077 Don't build my hopes up. I don't wanna know. 108 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,378 Okay. 109 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,318 Really? 110 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:22,888 People voted for me? 111 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,155 Mm-hmm. 112 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,625 Who else got nominated? 113 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,093 Who? 114 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,794 [woman] the nominees for this year's 115 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:33,665 junior court homecoming queen are: 116 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,567 poppy fresh, 117 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,937 mary cherry, 118 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:43,174 Thank you. 119 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,043 carmen ferrara, 120 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:53,151 and last, but not least, our final nominee, 121 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,587 brooke mcqueen. 122 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:57,789 [applause] 123 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:02,460 hey, this is freddy. leave a message at the gong. 124 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:03,895 [gong] 125 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:07,532 Gong, april tuna here, Vice president, chess club. 126 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,601 If I don't See you next period, 127 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,636 Here's a heads-up For tomorrow's schedule. 128 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,939 my sister may and I have scheduled meet and greets 129 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:16,307 With all the queen nominees. 130 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,509 We're gonna make those Popular bitches kowtow. 131 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:21,680 Come on! Move it! Whoa! 132 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,754 Ms. Cherry, I hate to interrupt, 133 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:32,223 But your daughter's Holding on line one. 134 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:33,492 Hey, darlin'. 135 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,060 This better not be another Call from the hothouse 136 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,062 Tellin' me you got caught Shopliftin' again, 137 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,098 'cause mama here's Lost her patience. mama! 138 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,499 I made it! 139 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,802 I got nominated For homecomin' queen! 140 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:47,439 Well, hot diggity, baby girl. Finally you win at somethin'. 141 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,374 You know, your mama here, 142 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:52,143 I was miss texas, Miss america runner-up. 143 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:55,079 you got what it takes to keep the family tradition alive? 144 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,916 You have a huge enough head To balance that tiara on. 145 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:02,987 Mama, I want that crown, And I'll do anything to get it. 146 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,322 Anything. 147 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:07,092 That's my girl. 148 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,664 I can't believe I got nominated For queen. That is so cool. 149 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:16,334 I'm new to this school. I didn't Think that many people knew me. 150 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:18,970 You're not the only one who's Pleasantly surprised, popita. 151 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:22,006 I just figured most people Would be consumed with jealousy 152 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:25,677 Over my stunning, Exotic good looks 153 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,846 And throw their support To plainer girls, 154 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:29,514 Like you. 155 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,815 Hey, popita, 156 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,984 Isn't carmen ferrara's Nomination a hoot? 157 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:35,654 Yeah. Do you want To come over after school 158 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,121 And work on campaign posters? 159 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,157 Yes. That'd be so much fun. 160 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:40,725 [nicole] That's not Gonna happen, popita. 161 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:45,830 How can the two of you Even think of campaigning Against brooke? 162 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:46,865 Where's your loyalty? 163 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,500 Where's your Glamazon spirit? 164 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:50,969 I'm stunned. 165 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:52,904 Well, um, nic, 166 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,039 It's not like we're Runnin' against brooke. 167 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,174 We're just, 168 00:07:56,242 --> 00:07:58,376 You know, havin' fun With our own nomination. 169 00:07:58,444 --> 00:08:00,544 Well, put your Magic markers away, texas. 170 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:03,581 'cause in both your cases, The nomination is honor enough. 171 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,383 Nobody's gonna vote For you anyway. 172 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:08,186 You're both new gals on The scene with no support base. 173 00:08:08,254 --> 00:08:10,054 Brooke's only True competition is me, 174 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,056 And since I can't run this year, 175 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,358 I've decided To stick close to the flame 176 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:15,660 And be her campaign manager. 177 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:16,661 [brooke] Hey, guys. 178 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,196 Hey, poppy, mary cherry, 179 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,231 Congratulations on your Nominations for queen. 180 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,666 That is so great. 181 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,601 We are gonna have So much fun. 182 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,136 No matter who wins, okay? 183 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,505 [nicole] Hey, brooky, good news. 184 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:29,207 Mary cherry and popita Have just informed me 185 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,876 That they're voting for you. 186 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,410 You guys! 187 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:35,346 In fact, they're Campaigning for you. 188 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:36,715 Isn't that right, girls? 189 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:40,384 Hope you win, brooke. You deserve to win. 190 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,022 Wow. 191 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,389 Brooke, are you okay? 192 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,291 Are you withdrawin' On account of illness? 193 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,128 [brooke] No. It's, um... I just feel like I get 194 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,230 No support at home anymore, 195 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:56,000 And it's really cool that I have Friends who care about me. 196 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:58,703 [josh] So, queen b... 197 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,539 Yes? Do you need an escort For the crowning? 198 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:03,875 I think so. Yeah. 199 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,610 You know I do. 200 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:08,579 [kissing] 201 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:11,382 I still can't believe it. 202 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:14,252 Me, nominated For homecoming queen. 203 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,288 What did it feel like When they announced your name? 204 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:18,557 It was totally wild. 205 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:21,559 I could feel the blood rush Into my cheeks immediately, 206 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:22,994 And everything went white. 207 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,596 It was like This weird tunnel effect. 208 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:29,400 Doesn't the same thing Happen when you die? 209 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:32,070 Well, I guess a part of me Did die, harrison. 210 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:33,738 The part that Never gets picked. 211 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:34,973 I think it's great. 212 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,008 Congratulations. Thanks. 213 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,812 But the thing About homecoming queen 214 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:43,248 Is the outcome Is always such a joke. 215 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,584 Why do people crown somebody They secretly can't stand? 216 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:48,152 Why do they compromise Themselves? 217 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:50,088 A.K.A. Susie hatter, 218 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:52,156 Last year's Homecoming queen from hell. 219 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,092 Isn't homecoming queen Supposed to be 220 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,760 The person who you feel Best represents you? 221 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,597 She didn't represent me. 222 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,799 Yeah, but she won. [harrison] I admit. 223 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,166 I voted for old suze. 224 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,702 Why? Why? 225 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,336 'cause she looked the part. 226 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:06,871 She was a hottie. 227 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,173 It kills me that Brooke mcqueen's gonna win 228 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:10,942 Like she wins Everything else. 229 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,377 Wait. Wait. What are you guys saying? 230 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,279 You don't think I have a chance 231 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,881 'cause I'm not some Stereotypical hottie? 232 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,984 Some people obviously want A new kind of homecoming queen. 233 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,653 Some people Obviously wanted me. 234 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:22,954 And if you think 235 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:26,057 That brooke mcqueen has just Got this race all sewn up, 236 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,793 Then don't bother Casting a vote for me, 237 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,895 'cause I don't need your pity. 238 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,036 Ouch. 239 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:42,040 Okay, you guys, next time She's nominated for something, 240 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,242 We keep our cynical traps shut 241 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,110 And just support her. [harrison] Yeah. 242 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,279 But we know brooke mcqueen's Gonna win. 243 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,781 [harrison] Yeah. 244 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:52,583 Yeah, queen mcqueen at school, 245 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,086 Queen mcqueen at home. 246 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,523 This one is of brooke On her tenth halloween. 247 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,826 She was trick-or-treating As princess diana. 248 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,594 [jane] Aw. [sam] Brooke, what a stretch. 249 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:06,530 What'd you go as that year, The bride of frankenstein? 250 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,332 [both] Why are we doing this? 251 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,002 Come on. Jane and I thought This would be neat. 252 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,937 Since we're living Together as a family... 253 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,439 [jane] You need to establish Some family history. 254 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,141 Come on. Next slide. Moving on. 255 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:20,011 This next one happens To be one of my favorites. 256 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,515 Daddy, why is that in there? 257 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,384 Hey, don't get upset. That's funny. 258 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,286 [brooke] That is not funny. 259 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,488 We call this "Brooke's worst hair day ever." 260 00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:33,557 She had the flu. It was coming out of both ends. 261 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,593 Moving on, dad! 262 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:37,028 Now! 263 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,529 Okay. On to sam. 264 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,631 Oh. 265 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,901 Uh, wait. Could we go back? 266 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,636 I really like the "Coming out Of both ends" picture. 267 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,538 [mike] So do I. [brooke] We got it! 268 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,907 On to sam! Okay. 269 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,042 All right, all right. 270 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,647 [jane] Oh, that's, um... 271 00:11:56,717 --> 00:12:00,384 That's sam's dad. That's joe. 272 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,921 That one must have Crept in there. 273 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:18,069 [mike] Sam, I couldn't help 274 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,638 Noticing all that pretty neat Stuff you moved in. 275 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:23,107 I can't stop thinking About that cool lamp. 276 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,308 Thanks. 277 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:27,511 Um, I have An announcement to make. 278 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,980 What? You're moving out? 279 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,316 No, sam. I was just Gonna tell dad and jane 280 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:36,454 That today I got nominated For homecoming queen. 281 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:38,689 Honey, that's great. 282 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,892 That's just... [jane] That is so cool. 283 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:44,295 We can go to the big game Together. We can make posters. 284 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,430 It's gonna be a really Great family project. 285 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,067 Right, sam? 286 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,602 Uh, actually, mom, I can't. 287 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,304 It'd be a conflict of interest. 288 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,273 Why is that? 289 00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,808 Because I'm running carmen's Homecoming queen campaign. 290 00:12:57,877 --> 00:12:59,443 Sorry, brooke. 291 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,212 But good luck. 292 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,055 ♪ there she is ♪ 293 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,591 ♪ miss america ♪ 294 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,994 We're voting for brooke mcqueen For queen, right? 295 00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,696 Yeah. Anything else Is just a wasted ballot, 296 00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,031 'cause she's the favorite. 297 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,133 May, what are you eating? 298 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,634 Dirt. 299 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,747 [brooke] I miss seeing your smile. 300 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,716 On the poster, I mean. 301 00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,884 It's pretty blank, Don't you think? 302 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:44,255 Yeah. I had to make 50 Of these last night by hand, 303 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,690 And I didn't have The time or woman power 304 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:49,694 To plaster a picture on. 305 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,395 Let me run your campaign. 306 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:54,599 Why? So you can Get back at brooke? 307 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,434 Give it up. She's a shoo-in. 308 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,470 Listen, I know you're Having a rough time at home 309 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,239 With feeling like You don't belong, 310 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,774 But I gotta tell you, 311 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,776 You're turning into A major drag. 312 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,879 You're right. You're right. 313 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:12,116 I'm a drag, and I'm sorry. 314 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,218 Maybe if you came on As campaign manager, 315 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,553 It'd be like old times. 316 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,955 Us running around Having a blast. 317 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,390 I'm probably not gonna win, 318 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,959 But it might be cool To show them that 319 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,094 They have another choice. I'd love that. 320 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,829 Okay. Done. 321 00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,132 Okay. 322 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,702 No dirty campaigning. No more negativity. 323 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,772 Um, girl scout's honor. All right. 324 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,574 One more question About brooke 325 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,910 And then we are done Talking about her For the entire campaign. 326 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,246 What does she look like In the morning? 327 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:46,617 Please tell me she doesn't wake Up in full blonde goddess mode. 328 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:50,989 Well, um, she actually Kind of looks like this. 329 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,690 Oh, my god! 330 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,892 That's horrible. 331 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:55,894 I'm haunted. 332 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,761 Yes. 333 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:02,400 Okay, who am I kidding? I look Worse than this most mornings. 334 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,835 [sighs] Yeah, so do I. 335 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,038 [carmen] Okay, maybe not worse than that. 336 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,441 Equally as bad. 337 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,781 Hey, what's up lady t? 338 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,118 Not a single one of your Campaign posters. 339 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,319 That's for damn sure. 340 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,654 Yeah, I decided To keep a low profile. 341 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,156 Low profile, my butt. 342 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:28,759 The 4-1-1 on the street is that You decided to be invisible 343 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,961 So that you don't Offend brooke mcqueen. 344 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,763 Mm-hmm. Thought so. 345 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,598 Girl, we need to talk. 346 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,335 It's very important to me 347 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,737 And to the minority students At the school 348 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,205 That you run for queen. 349 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,075 Okay, this is just a race For a cheap rhinestone crown. 350 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,809 It is not a political event. 351 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,412 For us, poppy, For people of color, 352 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,148 Everything's political At some point. 353 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,350 In the magazines And the commercials, 354 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,685 I never see me Looking back at me. 355 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:55,886 It's like I'm invisible. 356 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,689 I know what you mean. I feel the same way. 357 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,325 See what I'm sayin'? So we gotta represent. 358 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,661 The last queen of color Was cleopatra, 359 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,596 And she been dead For two millenniums. 360 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,532 It's time. 361 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,738 Uch! The only reason She's doing carmen's campaign 362 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,439 Is to get back at me. 363 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,742 It's not enough that she's A total sink terrorist. 364 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,779 Though it's kind of great That carmen got nominated. 365 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,582 It's funny how people Can twist a sick little joke 366 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,184 Into a personality validation. 367 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:29,353 What do you mean A sick little joke? 368 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,255 Nic, did you rig The nominations? 369 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,393 Honey, of course I didn't. 370 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,695 Okay. 371 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:40,198 You know, carmen's been Putting up posters. 372 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,266 Maybe I should Start campaigning more. 373 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,401 You don't have to. 374 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,803 You've got the chess club In your prada bag. 375 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,872 The race is done, hon. Over. 376 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,240 What's the chess club Have to do with it? 377 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,711 The chess club Is to our queenly race 378 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,180 What new hampshire is to The presidential election. 379 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,216 Small, easy to step right over, 380 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,051 But the voice of the people. 381 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,586 They're the voting barometer. 382 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,655 [growling] 383 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,057 [nicole] Honey, trust me. 384 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,126 There's no competition. 385 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,561 [snarling] 386 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,764 Nicole, hi. 387 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,333 Um, I wanna tell you, 388 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:18,402 If you hear that I'm running, That's just a rumor. 389 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,938 Lady t asked me, but I couldn't go against brooke. 390 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,009 Please, popita, 391 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,844 Like that threw me. 392 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,447 Oh, I'm so scared. 393 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,615 What are you saying, nic? 394 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:34,918 I'm not a viable candidate Because I'm a woman of color? 395 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,688 I don't have a chance against Whitey because I'm a minority? 396 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:41,058 You know, I think It's time to add some salsa 397 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,193 To this lazy susan Condiment tray. 398 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,464 as-salaam alaikam. alaikam salaam. 399 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,039 Mary cherry, What are you doing? 400 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:59,810 Practicing My queenly wave in a gown From the bob mackie collection 401 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:02,613 To give the little people Something to dream about. 402 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,850 Okay, whatever, wannabe. [toilet flushes] 403 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,986 You're marching down to Principal hall's right now And withdrawing. 404 00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,790 That's not gonna Happen, pretty. 405 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,892 I'm cherry cherry, Mary cherry's mama. 406 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,327 And you're trouble. 407 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,498 Mary cherry, what is Your mother doing here? 408 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:21,866 My daughter's running for queen. 409 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,535 We got a team in the hall Throwing up inspiration. 410 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,237 Oh, that's nice. 411 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:30,241 Tossing a little straw down on The linoleum will really add 412 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,142 A nice country gal touch. 413 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,744 You know, honey, 414 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,179 I been facing down Bottled-blonde, 415 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,314 Pigeon-chested Naysayers like you 416 00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:38,816 My whole life, And I always win. 417 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,219 Beauty and cold, hard cash Always vanquishes 418 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,053 That evil demon, Jealousy. 419 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:46,290 Your friend brooke is just sweet And thin as saltwater taffy, 420 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,626 But she's not The only peacock in the pen. 421 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,261 It's a futile cause. 422 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,930 My best friend, Brooke mcqueen's, gonna win. 423 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:54,498 Some things can't be bought. 424 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:58,802 Think again, sugar. Come along, mary cherry. 425 00:18:58,871 --> 00:18:59,937 Bye, nic. 426 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,807 Hope you and Saltwater taffy win. 427 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,043 You deserve to win. 428 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:21,792 How do you feel About a little campaigning? 429 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,587 Vote for me and win a new car. 430 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,689 Tell us succinctly And with no bull, 431 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,157 Why we should Vote for you for queen. 432 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,461 Well, I think I would be 433 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,164 A very good representative Of the student body 434 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,733 Because I'm, um... I'm caring 435 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,835 And a real go-getter. 436 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,570 And, um, if elected... 437 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,272 If elected, 438 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,408 Carmen ferrara Will see to it that 439 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,711 The voices of the ignored and The alienated at kennedy high 440 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,913 Will be listened to And accepted. 441 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,716 That's all great and all, But cut to the chase. 442 00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:21,619 What's your new roomie, Brooke mcqueen, look like nudie? 443 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,754 Pervert! I love it! 444 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,290 [all laughing] 445 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,092 So, why should We vote for you? 446 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,161 Well, you probably shouldn't 'cause my daughter 447 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,597 Has treated you like freaks, Which you are. 448 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,300 So to make amends, 449 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:39,437 Here's $100 apiece. 450 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,608 April tuna, may, freddy. 451 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,544 Like you, tortured For being dirt eaters, 452 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,279 I also know The pain of prejudice. 453 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,650 Girl, you eatin' Kitty litter? 454 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,990 Well, um, The people that know me 455 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,294 Would say that I am a loyal person 456 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,394 And hardworking. 457 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,163 And... [freddy] A follow-up question: 458 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,799 While we're on the topic Of knowing people, 459 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,134 Brooke, what's my name? 460 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,737 It's not a joke. 461 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,074 What's my name? 462 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,078 You don't know, Do you? 463 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,346 I've passed you thousands Of times in the hall. 464 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:27,017 We've been in classes together Since the third grade. 465 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,687 You've never once Stopped to say hi to me 466 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,355 Or compromise your Social status 467 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,091 By daring to acknowledge My existence. 468 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,696 How do you expect me To vote for you 469 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:41,031 When you don't even Know I'm alive? 470 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:51,875 [door opens] 471 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,112 Can I have some privacy? 472 00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,880 Sam, what are you doing? 473 00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,018 Luxuriating after A hard day of campaigning. 474 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:04,287 I've had a really bad day, And I need a bath. 475 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:07,124 Well, you're just Gonna have to wait, princess. 476 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,394 Okay. 477 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,296 I want you to get Out of my bathtub, 478 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,399 Clean up your Nasty soap scum ring, 479 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,968 And give me some privacy now. 480 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,137 Sorry. 481 00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:22,072 First come, first serve. 482 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:26,076 Why are you using My bath products? Okay? 483 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,778 And this is my towel. 484 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:31,314 Chill, selfish one. I'll wash them when I'm done. 485 00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:34,284 There is not enough Disinfectant in the world 486 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,953 To shout you out. 487 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:38,922 What are you doing? 488 00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:41,726 Let's just face it and grow up. 489 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,962 You are not getting That sink... Ever. 490 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,498 And you must be having The time of your life 491 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:52,369 Living in my house, Using my stuff. 492 00:22:52,437 --> 00:22:54,371 From where you come from, 493 00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:57,742 It's like moving into A four star-hotel, huh, sammie? 494 00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:01,078 It is and I love The spa privileges. 495 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:06,817 I'm shocked, sam. 496 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,152 There's no Negative campaigning, 497 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,688 No damning editorials About my candidacy. 498 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:12,490 Is this the calm Before the storm? 499 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,792 Nope. I've just Turned over a new leaf. 500 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,994 I don't need to be Bitter anymore. 501 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:20,230 By being positive and upbeat, I am winning. 502 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:23,501 Oh, by the way, 503 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,803 I heard about the chess Club debacle today. 504 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,371 Must be tough, huh? 505 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,973 Feeling your throne Slipping away at school 506 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:31,442 And here at home. 507 00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,418 She used your loofa? 508 00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:42,820 Yep. 509 00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:46,056 Just the thought of that Makes my skin crawl. 510 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:49,259 Hey, at least it can't Get any worse. Right? 511 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:54,832 [girl] Hey, vomit girl! 512 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:03,240 Real nice, sam. 513 00:24:03,308 --> 00:24:05,809 I was just waiting For something like this. 514 00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,310 Great. Excuse me. 515 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,181 I'm gonna get you For this. 516 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,651 Watch your back. 517 00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:14,785 Carmen. 518 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:18,688 You just couldn't resist, Could you, sam? 519 00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:33,003 Don't be so sad. It's not Even that bad of a picture. 520 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,437 Besides, flu or no flu, 521 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,940 You are still the foxiest Girl in this school. 522 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:41,178 But the poster's right. I don't know people's names. 523 00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:42,746 Stop using the plural. 524 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,481 You didn't know Freddy gong's name, 525 00:24:44,549 --> 00:24:46,484 And that's understandable Because he's a loser. 526 00:24:46,552 --> 00:24:48,018 No, he's not, nicole. 527 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,720 He's a person with feelings, 528 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:52,389 And I have been dissing him For ten years. 529 00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:54,324 You're losing it here Because mcbitch mcpherson 530 00:24:54,393 --> 00:24:56,259 Put that poster up Because she's jealous. 531 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,394 That poster means nothing. 532 00:24:57,462 --> 00:24:59,329 No, that poster Means everything. 533 00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:00,998 That picture of me 534 00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:03,501 Was a moment That I couldn't spin. 535 00:25:03,569 --> 00:25:07,404 A picture of me Up there looking horrible. 536 00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:09,807 I mean, maybe that Is the first time 537 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:12,876 That anyone in this school Has seen me be real. 538 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,782 This race for queen Is bigger than friendship. 539 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,951 It's a chance To support a higher cause. 540 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,354 And, lily, higher causes Are what you are all about. 541 00:25:24,423 --> 00:25:27,357 There is no minority student Union at this school, 542 00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:29,893 And there is no minority On the student body board. 543 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:32,596 Maybe if we see A face of color win queen... 544 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:35,598 Maybe it'll show them That despite everything, 545 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:37,634 Minorities have a voice. 546 00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:40,838 You know, I'm proud of you. 547 00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:43,941 This whole queen thing Has focused you big time. 548 00:25:44,009 --> 00:25:45,008 Yeah? 549 00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:46,810 Absolutely. Thanks. 550 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,512 Hi. 551 00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:51,014 Hey. 552 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,951 Um, sam, listen, I think we need 553 00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:55,853 To deal with The political fallout here. 554 00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:59,222 I really want to believe you When you say you didn't put 555 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,659 Those posters up, But you've shown me the picture. 556 00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:03,293 We laughed about it. 557 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,195 Carmen, I told you, 558 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:07,030 I don't know How to explain it. 559 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:09,466 I had the picture, And now it's missing. 560 00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:12,335 All right. I have no other choice. 561 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:17,074 And I hate to do this. But you Broke such a major promise. 562 00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,378 Sam, you are fired As my campaign manager. 563 00:26:21,446 --> 00:26:23,546 What? 564 00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:26,316 Oh, come on. Harrison, You believe me, don't you? 565 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,290 No. 566 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:55,379 Dad. 567 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,414 Where did The water glasses go? 568 00:26:57,482 --> 00:27:01,284 Oh, I moved them to the cabinet On the other side of the sink. 569 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,186 I thought they'd Be better there. 570 00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:06,523 I thought we reviewed That the mugs... Never mind. 571 00:27:06,592 --> 00:27:09,259 Come on, brooke, please. Do these posters with us. 572 00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:11,161 I know you had a bad day, 573 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,864 But we agreed this would be A fun family project. 574 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:17,034 We can't do that, Because this isn't a fun family. 575 00:27:17,102 --> 00:27:18,869 This is a family from hell. 576 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:21,671 Hi. 577 00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:29,213 Okay, whatever. I swear I did not make those posters. 578 00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:32,182 Sam, you were the only one With access to the picture. 579 00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:34,885 Did you or did you not Bring it to school? 580 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:36,353 Yes, but... 581 00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:37,354 "Yes, but" what? 582 00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:39,823 Why are we even trying this? 583 00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:42,926 This is never Going to work... Ever. 584 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,262 You two sit around talking 585 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:47,898 About cup arrangements For hours like crazy people. 586 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:49,232 And you... 587 00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:51,834 Despite all of your high And mighty queenly behavior, 588 00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,404 You made the poster Because you couldn't help 589 00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:57,340 Getting right back Down in the gutter Where you feel comfortable. 590 00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:59,309 Is this a nightmare? 591 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,111 It is. I'm gonna wake up 592 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,114 And I'll be back at home safe From the peroxide monster. 593 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,482 Both of you, that's enough. 594 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:08,919 Sam, go to your room And think about what you did. 595 00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:11,588 When you admit to it, then We'll talk about punishment. 596 00:28:11,656 --> 00:28:12,956 What? No. No, mom. 597 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,993 I'm not gonna go sit In the time-out chair. 598 00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:17,927 I haven't Since I was five. 599 00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:19,997 But I do have A solution for you. 600 00:28:20,065 --> 00:28:22,032 Excuse me while I get my cool lamp. 601 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:23,466 Why? 602 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:27,504 I'm moving into the utility room With the washer and the grime. 603 00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:30,107 You both have picked your Princess of the manor. 604 00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:33,777 You wanna treat me like Cinderella down in the dirty Cellar, go ahead. 605 00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:37,080 I might as well get used To similar accommodations. 606 00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:41,919 Are we having fun yet? 607 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:46,623 [knocking] 608 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:27,697 Remember, show me your "Mary Cherry for queen" voting stub 609 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:32,002 And you'll get registered To win a brand-new car. 610 00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:34,104 Hi, joe. 611 00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:36,306 Show me your "Mary cherry for queen..." 612 00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:39,609 Can I talk to you For a second? 613 00:29:39,678 --> 00:29:40,710 Sure. 614 00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:49,886 Brooke, I want you to know 615 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:53,256 That I didn't tell sam To put those posters up. 616 00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:54,724 I know. 617 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,259 So, what are you saying? 618 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,162 That you're thin And omniscient? 619 00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:05,035 You know, carmen, 620 00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:08,638 Out of all the people that are Nominated, I hope you win. 621 00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:12,042 Thanks. But everybody knows You've got it sewn up. 622 00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:13,310 Not necessarily. 623 00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:16,646 I actually was on my way To principal hall's office 624 00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:19,282 To withdraw my nomination. 625 00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:20,650 Why? Brooke... Oh, god. 626 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:24,321 Please say that it's not Because of the posters. 627 00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:26,623 It's a bunch of things, Actually. 628 00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:29,393 Well, I'm not gonna Let you do it. 629 00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:32,295 Look, I can't imagine What it must be like 630 00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:33,931 To try to be perfect. 631 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:36,266 Okay, I used to try, 632 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:39,336 But lately, I've realized I like being a little flawed. 633 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,171 I do. It's more me. 634 00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,574 I've realized That being unperfect 635 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:47,777 Doesn't mean that I don't Deserve a chance to be queen. 636 00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:49,579 I think everybody Deserves a moment 637 00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:51,614 To wear that golden crown. 638 00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:56,919 So what if people Saw those posters? 639 00:30:56,988 --> 00:30:58,855 And so what if you feel 640 00:30:58,923 --> 00:31:01,124 Momentarily awkward And gross in your life? 641 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:04,461 You've had to have a couple Of moments of loserdom. 642 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:07,464 God knows, before now, I've had a lifetime of it, 643 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:11,268 But I'm still going for it, And you should, too. 644 00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:14,504 Don't let these recent setbacks Stand in your way 645 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:17,440 Of your right to feel special. 646 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:19,109 'cause if you do, 647 00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:21,344 Then you're saying To people like me, 648 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,780 Who put up with far worse, 649 00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:26,549 That I'm not entitled To wear that crown. 650 00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:29,319 And, brooke, I'd like to think that I am. 651 00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:36,393 Ooh. It's gonna be close. 652 00:31:38,029 --> 00:31:40,563 Here, spoilsport. You only get one vote. 653 00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:43,800 Don't try to be crafty. We know your history. 654 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:51,834 [man over p.A.] At halftime, it's kennedy 14, nixon high 3. 655 00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:57,374 Excuse me. 656 00:32:57,442 --> 00:32:58,375 Hi. Hi. 657 00:32:58,443 --> 00:33:01,278 Hi. I'm, uh, Cherry cherry. 658 00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:03,513 Mike. Mike, how do you do? 659 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:04,781 This is jane. Hi. 660 00:33:04,849 --> 00:33:05,882 Hi. 661 00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:08,618 [lily] Dear god, Please let carmen win. 662 00:33:08,687 --> 00:33:10,219 Please let her win 663 00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:14,056 And prove that there's Some justice in the world. 664 00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:15,825 Or poppy. 665 00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:19,796 A win for poppy Would be cool, too. 666 00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:23,333 Well, I'd be happy to be Represented by either. 667 00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:25,402 They both got flava. 668 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:27,003 Right on, sister. 669 00:33:28,573 --> 00:33:30,206 Your baby girl Nominated for queen? 670 00:33:30,275 --> 00:33:31,341 [jane] Yes, she is. 671 00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:33,043 Well, actually, No, she's not. 672 00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:34,877 She's not my daughter. 673 00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:36,713 Yes, she is. 674 00:33:38,984 --> 00:33:40,250 Is your girl Nominated? 675 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:42,685 She sure as shootin' is. It's a family tradition. 676 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:46,255 Yeah, it's kind of a family Tradition for us, too. 677 00:33:46,325 --> 00:33:49,126 Except that one of our daughters Didn't want to come. 678 00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:50,927 [man] Coming up, 679 00:33:50,995 --> 00:33:53,763 the crowning of kennedy high's junior court homecoming queen. 680 00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:56,799 here to introduce the nominees is nicole julian. 681 00:33:56,868 --> 00:34:00,603 [applause, cheering] 682 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:08,878 [feedback] 683 00:34:08,947 --> 00:34:10,780 Testing. One, two, three. 684 00:34:11,916 --> 00:34:14,351 Good evening. I'm nicole julian, 685 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:17,487 This year's junior court Homecoming queen chairwoman. 686 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:21,123 But enough about me. What do you think of my outfit? 687 00:34:21,192 --> 00:34:23,059 [cheering] 688 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:28,431 Thank you. 689 00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:32,569 Ladies and gentlemen, May I present to you 690 00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:34,337 This evening's first nominee: 691 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:39,208 Carmen ferrara. 692 00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:42,179 [cheering] 693 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,122 Our next nominee: 694 00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:57,059 Popita fresh. 695 00:34:57,129 --> 00:34:59,996 [cheering] 696 00:35:00,064 --> 00:35:01,798 You go, girl! 697 00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:05,702 Our next nominee: 698 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,071 A size ten mary cherry. 699 00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:10,840 [cheering] 700 00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:13,310 Damn, she does look As big as a house. 701 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,983 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 702 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:27,123 Ladies and gentlemen, Our final nominee: 703 00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:29,726 My personal best friend And a perfect size two, 704 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,060 Miss brooke mcqueen. 705 00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:32,562 [cheering] 706 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,632 See, babe? Me and The crowd, we love ya. 707 00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:46,810 May I have the envelope, please? 708 00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:07,296 And the winner 709 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:10,233 Of this year's kennedy high Homecoming queen is... 710 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,006 I know what You're thinking. 711 00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:19,176 This is the part Where I win. 712 00:36:19,244 --> 00:36:21,077 Right. 713 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,683 Brooke mcqueen. 714 00:36:39,664 --> 00:36:40,664 Yes! 715 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:42,599 Daddy! I'm so proud of you. 716 00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:59,816 Good for you, brooky. I voted for ya. 717 00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:07,724 Ooh, how'd that Get in there? 718 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,912 Hi. 719 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:33,883 Sorry I haven't been by To see you in a while. 720 00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:37,454 It's just hard for me to imagine You down there all alone. 721 00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:41,924 Lately, that's how I've been feeling, too. 722 00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:47,697 Dad, I miss you so much. 723 00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:52,034 I sort of ache Over it every day. 724 00:37:54,539 --> 00:37:59,175 And I think you wouldn't like The person I've become. 725 00:37:59,243 --> 00:38:01,343 So I've gotta change that. 726 00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:05,915 As you know, I'm in a situation now 727 00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:08,217 That's really Unpleasant and heinous. 728 00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:14,724 I just feel like I'm failing everybody. 729 00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:18,295 Myself, mom, you. 730 00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:20,997 Especially you. 731 00:38:22,301 --> 00:38:26,235 In my heart, I know You'd want mom to be happy. 732 00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:29,438 And she is trying so hard, 733 00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:32,375 And I just keep Screwing it up for her. 734 00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:38,314 I think I really Never said good-bye, 735 00:38:38,383 --> 00:38:41,784 And that's why I'm holding on so tight. 736 00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:45,121 So I'm here to tell you... 737 00:38:45,189 --> 00:38:48,625 That you were the best dad ever. 738 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:52,261 You and mom, you were my home. 739 00:38:55,534 --> 00:38:58,501 But I've got a new home now. 740 00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:02,038 And somehow I've gotta Make that work. 741 00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:08,478 But don't worry. This isn't a final good-bye. 742 00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:13,082 Every time I go to A ball game or write a story 743 00:39:13,151 --> 00:39:15,919 Or do something brave, 744 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:18,120 I know you'll be there. 745 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,923 Right by my side. 746 00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:33,602 I talk to him, too. 747 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:39,108 Lately, a lot about you. 748 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,779 About the picture thing... 749 00:39:42,848 --> 00:39:45,748 If I doubled your allowance For the next six months, 750 00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:47,349 Could we pretend 751 00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:50,319 That that was just a lapse Of judgment on my part 752 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,155 And not a black mark On my permanent record? 753 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,491 Deal. 754 00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:01,964 Bet he's just Dust now, huh? 755 00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,333 Oh. Yeah. 756 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,835 And memories. 757 00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:10,840 I'm ready to go home. 758 00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:29,458 [door opens] Mm-hmm. 759 00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:32,361 Mm-hmm. Okay, okay. Love you, too, girl. 760 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,230 Now, lay off That fried chicken. 761 00:40:34,298 --> 00:40:35,965 Okay, bye-bye. 762 00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:41,603 Sorry I didn't win homecoming Queen and make you proud, mama. 763 00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:43,472 Well, those are the breaks, Sugar booger. 764 00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:45,842 They always give it To a pretty girl. 765 00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:48,544 You know, mary cherry, I lost my first pageant, too. 766 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,781 Mama, how could that be? 767 00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:54,817 The judges were nuts is the only Way I can explain it. 768 00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:57,119 Guess what I did When I lost that crown. 769 00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,355 Shot 'em, mama? 770 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,526 I went out And I bought myself this. 771 00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:05,795 I said to myself, "Cherry cherry, hell. 772 00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:08,631 "Practice holdin' your head up High and not trippin', girl. 773 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:11,133 That's the attitude You need to win at life." 774 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:15,304 Mama, you brought Your crown here just for me? 775 00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:17,206 Yeah. I figured You'd be a loser. 776 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,077 Oh, mama. 777 00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:26,716 [door opens] 778 00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:35,324 Does it make you Feel any different 779 00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:37,359 When you win homecoming queen? 780 00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:41,865 Actually, yeah. It does. 781 00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:44,600 Even if it's only For like a moment. 782 00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:45,602 But... Yeah. 783 00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:50,339 Gonna wear that crown To bed, aren't you? 784 00:41:50,408 --> 00:41:55,411 Actually, I wore this crown In here to give to you... 785 00:41:55,479 --> 00:41:57,413 So you could try it on. 786 00:41:57,481 --> 00:41:59,281 And the reason For that would be? 787 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,017 Okay, look, This arrangement sucks. 788 00:42:01,085 --> 00:42:03,252 I hate having you in my hair. 789 00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:07,757 And... I know you hate Having me in yours, too. 790 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:12,829 Did they not know that people Our age need their space? 791 00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:14,096 Totally. 792 00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:17,266 The only way we're not Gonna kill each other 793 00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:19,536 Is, um, I think... 794 00:42:19,604 --> 00:42:22,539 We both get used to wearing The crown around here. 795 00:42:22,607 --> 00:42:24,073 And the sink? Oh. 796 00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:26,843 By now it's the principle Of the matter, isn't it? 797 00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:28,444 Yeah. 798 00:42:28,512 --> 00:42:31,447 So, what I thought We could do is, 799 00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:33,249 Each friday night We'll flip for it, 800 00:42:33,317 --> 00:42:35,317 And the winner Will get it that week. 801 00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,486 Hmm. 802 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:38,955 Okay. Call it. 803 00:42:39,023 --> 00:42:40,389 Heads. 804 00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:45,561 Okay, fine. 805 00:42:45,629 --> 00:42:48,464 I'll move my stuff over To the bad sink tomorrow. 806 00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:49,465 Congratulations. 807 00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:52,401 Oh, and, mcpherson... 808 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:56,773 Don't use my moisturizer. 809 00:42:56,841 --> 00:42:58,440 I mean it. 810 00:43:01,812 --> 00:43:03,880 ♪ home ♪ 811 00:43:03,948 --> 00:43:05,948 ♪ coming 812 00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:07,984 ♪ queen ♪ 813 00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:12,789 ♪ home ♪ 814 00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:15,058 ♪ coming ♪ 815 00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:16,893 ♪ queen ♪ 816 00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:31,040 ♪ to bend and not to break ♪ 817 00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:34,877 ♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪ 818 00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:38,447 ♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪ 819 00:43:38,516 --> 00:43:42,318 ♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪ 820 00:43:44,388 --> 00:43:47,924 ♪ ooh, la la la la ♪ 821 00:43:51,795 --> 00:43:55,732 ♪ ooh, la la la la ♪